Saturday, August 22, 2009

Scene Kids: An Essay

My Definition:

A bored, rich kid trying to fit into the hardcore underground of society, but ultimately, only skimming the top of just a fad...like bell bottoms. And we all know how much people hate those.


mmm....attractive.

By cutting their hair and wearing 'unique' clothes, these young idiots assume that they can automatically play an instrument and as soon as a 'scene click' is formed, so is a band. (if you can call it that).

They have been known to make music that sounds like a very large pig dying, which contrasts their 'ideals' of vegitarianism (also, another popular fad in the scene world).

All you have to do to make Scene music would be to scream and make an obserd amount of gutteral grunts, not unlike a pigs.

Go live in a barn, swine.

The Mosh.
The ONLY way to properly mosh is to physically inflict pain on another person. If you come out of a mosh pit without making someone else bleed and/or actually bleeding yourself, you better get your punk ass back in there.

But the Scene way to mosh is to flail your arms and legs about, attempting a poor pass at dancing. You can not touch anyone else that is 'hardcore dancing' around you, because that would be disrespectful and rude to the Scene society.

That is reason numbers 1 and 2 that I will not show up to any venues like:
Fuel
Java Jazz
or any other pussy place like that.


-A draw back to 'Hardcore Dancing'


If you are from the Houston area and are offended by the words I say, don't bother replying by saying,
"We wouln't want you there anyways, cunt!*"

*That is a nasty word. Don't make me puke my guts out, please!

The Fact is:
Scene kids are scared to actually BE hardcore.
You wanna know hardcore? Go pick an actual fight, or deface government property, or even smash a glass bottle (if you have the strength).


I am tired of these scene wierdos.

Good Night.